February 2012
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All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as I go outside I have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
Since today isn't supposed to exist in the first...
doesn’t that mean all obligations (such as school/work) should be cancelled?
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this is the silliest thing
Okay, how is it fair that I had two ENTIRELY SEPARATE AWKWARD STAGES?
I mean, everyone is awkward in middle school but then in high school I was all together and photogenic, and then even when I cut my hair super short I looked, well, alright, but then I was looking at the pictures from Christmas 2010 with Matt’s family and I LOOK TERRIBLE IN ALL BUT LIKE TWO PICTURES. Surely my hair did...
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~Great game dramatic reading~
Murder: and it weren't
Sherlock: *wasn't
~221b~
John: BUT SHERLOCK YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM
John: THERE'S A HEAD IN THE FRIDGE
John: YOU'RE A CUNT
Sherlock: THE EARTH GOES AROUND THE SUN IN THE GARDEN LIKE A TEDDY BEAR
Viewers: what
John: what
Sherlock: what
John: fucK YOU I'M LEAVING
A Wild Mrs. Hudson Appears
House: explodes
~Later~
John: hey sarah do you want to have sex
Sarah: what
John: what
News: SHIT AND EXPLOSION
John: oh bYE SARAH
~221b~
Mycroft: cake
John: WTF IS GOING ON
Violin: annoying
~Later~
Phone: pink
John: omfg guise look its from a study in pink guise i guYS
Lestrade: LOL I READ YOUR BLOG
Sherlock: WHAT YOU READ HIS BLOG
Lestrade: WE ALL DO HAHA
Lestrade: DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE EARTH GOES AROUND THE SUN
Donovan: LOL
Sherlock:
John: shit
John: wait whats going to happen again
Sherlock: BOOM 1
~Later~
221c: i exist
Mrs. hudson: you have mold
221c: aw
Shoes: hi
~Later~
Molly: THIS IS JIM LOL OFFICE ROMANCE WE WATCH GLEE I LOVE HIM
Jim: gay
Jim: i better be off bye
Sherlock: i deduce that he's gay
Molly: STOP RUINING MY CHANCES AT EVERYTHING SHERLOCK FUCK YOU
John: omg you can't just go up to people and ask if they're gay
Sherlock: what
John: what
~Later~
Phone: help me
Sherlock: something about carl powers
John: look im in a suit
Sherlock: types faster than realistically possible
~Later~
Painting: hi
Sherlock: there's something wrong with this painting
John: SEE I TOLD YOU IT'S ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM YOU DICK I TOLD YOU
~Later~
Jim: IS THAT A BRITISH BRANDING L9A1 IN YOUR POCKET OR SEX
Sherlock: what
John: what
Jim: what
Jim: SCREAMS AT TOP OF LUNGS
John: SHERLOCK RUN
Sherlock: bitch no
Jim: lol you're his pet
Jim: welp i have to go now bye
John: glad no one saw us acting like homosexuals
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Jim: I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHANGEABLE
John: shit
Sherlock: POINTS GUN AT BOMB
~3 YEAR CLIFFHANGER~
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I joke that I have no self-esteem problems.
composedchaos:
And in some ways, I don’t. I look in the mirror every day and smile because I like what I see. There’s nothing you could say to me about my body that could offend me.
But mention my mind? Or certain aspects of my personality…and I will want to crawl into a hole and die. I constantly worry that I’m not smart enough, or nice enough, or interesting enough. When people around me are...
remember when we all thought pottermore was going...
and it did for like a day but then never did anything again?
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dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
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okay so this probably won’t mean anything to any of you
but Diva Zappa sent me a bag of ingredients to her specialty chai tea and said I could call her if I needed help making it because she heard how tea-obsessed I am
these are the things that happen to me in my life
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I went into the cafeteria to get a soda before...
Random Dude: Hey baby! Random Dude’s Friend: No, she’s too good for you, bro. Me:
R. I. P. Francesca
ourladyofsorrows:
Better known as Frankie, my lovely Ball Python. You will be sorely missed.
all my hugs :(
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I think I will spend some time on pinterest today. I haven’t been on there in a while! So much good stuff!
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DID I JUST WRITE TWO PAGES FOR THIS ANALYSIS
AM I BECOMING A GOOD STUDENT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
I have figured out how to do my reader responses.
Tie them into Pride and Prejudice. I already have a page and a half. Now I just need to wrap it up. Not my fault the quote that I chose tied perfectly into that story! Maybe I should write my paper on that. I’d actually really enjoy it. :D I could probably write it right now, too.
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Tumblr messed up my totoro dash icons and it...
But I have coffee and a class I actually LIKE today, so that’s helpful. And the weather actually looks pretty nice. Maybe I’ll wear a dress.
Now to go reel out a page of analysis about a passage I do not care all that much about (seriously, how do you analyze such a short amount for a page?? I did it last time I had her class on about 700 things I didn’t care about… surely...
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Still can’t believe my amusing friend from high school grew up into a major bro and got engaged to the biggest bitch I can think of.
Look at your life, look at your choices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weather in Lancaster,
Why do you never do what I hope you’re going to do? You’re a right foul git.
Love, Jesse
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via sevenweasleys)
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fallfromstars:
webbedlace:
Things I have to read: From “Songs of Innocence and of Experience” by William Blake, and something or another by Mary Wollstonecraft
Things I want to read: The Hobbit, or essentially anything else, because I really hate poetry save for a VERY select few poets
What I’m going to do: Make tea
JESSE NO READ WILLIAM BLAKE, HE IS ESPECIALLY DELIGHTFUL OVER TEA ;-; but...
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Things I have to read: From “Songs of Innocence and of Experience” by William Blake, and something or another by Mary Wollstonecraft
Things I want to read: The Hobbit, or essentially anything else, because I really hate poetry save for a VERY select few poets
What I’m going to do: Make tea
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I think Nicole Kidman would make a glorious...
Yes, 1000 times yes.
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