So I was at a Starbucks in LA today 

• there was a dude that had the same build and facial structure as Matt Bomer but then he turned around all the way and I realized it wasn’t him and was sad but it wasn’t that disappointing because I WAS ABLE TO MISTAKE HIM FOR MATT BOMER
• the barista guy actually heard my order AND my name (YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RARE THAT IS. They ALWAYS make me repeat myself and I’m like “DUDE I am NOT THAT QUIET”)
• there was a man in the corner looking over a script and highlighting stuff and I was jelly of his job
• people kept giving me looks and once I stopped being self conscious I was like ALRIGHT!
• every other order was “soy” something, I am serious. 
• going to Starbucks in LA is so different than going to them here, man.