Maybe the women who want guys around as friends are just really hoping there will be men who don’t want sex with them. Also a woman who is friends with you but sleeps with someone else does not owe you sex.
- Why is the word “females” in quotation marks in your letter? Also, ”fedup” is not a word. It’s two. Maybe if you are so miserable being single you should, you know, pick up a damn book on occasion and learn some basic, elementary-level grammar. Once you’ve done that, please learn the function of ellipses. You’re doing it wrong.
- Yes, a girl calling you her “best friend” is such an insult. You should go cry into your pillow because someone dared to give you that title when you were only being nice so you could screw them. Clearly your intentions are so honorable. You don’t deserve her acknowledgement in the first place.
- God forbid a girl not want to date you just because you happen to be nice to her, which you should be doing anyway if you’re so “good.” Your precious good guy dick clearly deserves a key to her city, am I right?
- No.
- No.
- No.
- Stop now and please be single forever*, you pompous, pathetic douchebag. I hope no one is generous enough to date a person with the idiotic, self-entitled mindset you have.
* I say “forever,” but I actually mean until you get your head out of your ass, which could take a considerable amount of time since it seems to be pretty engulfed. Learn to respect women and maybe one of them will be willing to touch you with a ten-foot pole.
